we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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