Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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