We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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