At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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