just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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