i need an iv and a liver transplant
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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