There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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