do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
this just has baby written all over it
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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