Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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