doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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