it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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