I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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