This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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