so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Are we still banned from the library?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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