Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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