We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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