everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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