New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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