that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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