If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
im holly from the hills drunk
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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