I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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