you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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