he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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