So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I supernannyed him into submission
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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