i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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