i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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