She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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