What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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