Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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