Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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