His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I don't deserve a penis
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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