dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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