whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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