is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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