He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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