Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
