Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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