i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
