question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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