Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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