And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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