Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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