I need help removing her.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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