i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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