You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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