I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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