woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
My dick has a subreddit
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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