hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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