This dress was meant to end up on your floor
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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