So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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